Leibya's Spreading The Love

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Some Holiday Haikus

Riffed out some of these sick Haikus while performing at Smut recently in Brooklyn.

Religion
It's all a facade
Jesus, Buddha, Etc.
I am omni-God

Santa
Cocky alpha male
who never brings me presents
and looks like my dad

Holiday Dinner
Soy milk in the glass
Tofurky in the oven
Bean curd on the stove
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